Really good song by the band Men At Work, from their first album Buisness As Usual, released in 1981.
Listen to it n o w.
Listen to it n o w.
by Eddieheart August 7, 2022

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)
by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022

by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012

by ItsOwnlyJohnny November 23, 2021

Someone that was born ready
by Soniahaha April 18, 2023
