Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.

**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"

by Jodefines November 29, 2024

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Johnny

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.

I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!

by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023

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Johnny Franks

A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars

"Can i have a Johnny Franks please? " "Do you want that straight or with bitters?"

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Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023

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Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023

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