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Bainbridge Island 

The small rock in the middle of the Puget Sound where God put all the white people he hates, along with the Queen of the Black People to rule from afar and scare all the white people.
"Dude, why didn't God just send Eve to Bainbridge Island when she ate the forbidden apple? She would've loved it."

Long Island Slumber Party 

Making love in a 7-11 bathroom for free scratchers.
Dude, these chicks came in at 3am and we totally had a Long Island Slumber Party... you're gonna have to clean the coffee maker.

block island girls 

Block Island girls are special. They’ve grown up on the beach with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. Their summer days are spent chilling on the beach and their nights are full of parties or bonfires and long drives around the island jamming and singing at the top of their lungs. These girls have a chill vibe and and know how to keep the good times rolling. Block Island girls are tan hot girls who have a down to earth vibe and know how to party. Block Island girls are the best kinda girls.
Yo those block island girls are mad hot.
block island girls by summer_babe401 November 30, 2017

Mercer Island 

A predominantly Jewish Island in Lake Washington, home to Mercer Island High School. Their only good sports are swimming and water polo, because of the large amount of steroids that both teams use. A common cheer for any sports team playing against Mercer Island is "Sink the Rock" or "Sink Jew Rock" Within the past year there have been a few small drug busts, and a large cocaine bust. This makes no difference because all of the defendants get put off on their rich father's bail. While most people on Mercer Island think they are "The Shit", the truth is in fact that the people who think so are pussies and can't hold their own in a fight.

while most of the island is rich, there is a middle class and poverty line.

The richer ones pay way to much for pot and cocaine because they aren't used to "the streets" and drugs. They know how to get their hands on drugs, and take advantage of whatever cost they can find. Typical drugs on Mercer island are Pot, Salvia, Cocaine/Crack, Ecstasy, and Anabolic Steroids. LSD is not foreign either.
Crack head: "I once met a Mercer Islander who bought a dime-bag of coke for 20 bucks. He must be one of the high-class Jews"
Mercer Island by Jerard February 7, 2008

long island bitch fit 

throwin' a bitch fit typical of those with long island origin
guy 1: yo stunad let me cop your p-set
guy 2: hell no BRRRRRRRRRRR
guy 1: stop throwing a long island bitch fit

staten island

the fifth borough "da forgotten borough
"i live in staten island and lemme tell da real deal. the south shore is where u will find all da italians and da rich kids. theirs only one place where you will find rich ass kids in escalades and dat is todt hill. if u live in the north shore like west brighton (where i live) its just like brooklyn especially since everyone 4rm their is basially from brooklynnn. da rich kids woudn last a day in da places in the north shore. i also moved from brooklyn and da place i live in (west brighton) has far more crime den mi old neighborhood. if u are white den da north shore is not 4 u. go 2 todt hill or down south. as for da north face jackets - yea it is tru most of us wear em nd da u will hear a nextel chirp every 5 seconds. and wichevr ignorant dumbass came up wit "every one noes eachother in the boro" dat is NOT tru. how stupid can ya get staten island is getn madd populated and da traffic grows everydaii.if u don bleve me come down near da west brighton projects or somewhere near dat ...ull noe wut im talkin about. its NOT white
white kid from pennslyvania"lets go 2 staten island!"
white kids frend "yeaa i herd its white so well fit in"
dey go down 2 west brighton
white kid "oh nOoOo dis is not white!!!"
black and latino kids comin at dem
white kids frend "we shoudn hav worn these bandanas and doorags!!"
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staten island by tunabear October 9, 2006