Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

Boardgame Hipster

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.

I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!

by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025

Hipster

Definitions are to mainstream

Dude, you are such a hipster!

by Foxybitch September 5, 2015

Hipster

A very mainstream Victoria's Secret underwear.

I would not want to be called a hipster.

by A Futching Futch September 24, 2012

Hipster

1. Straight men who mimic the look and style of the gay bear community, and believes every beer is meant to be hoppy.

I thought I was in a gay bar, but then I realized it was just a hipster hang out.

by TDSOR October 6, 2021