by Hammer 69 January 15, 2024
by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 20, 2016
To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.
If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.
If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.
The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.
Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.
If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.
The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.
Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?
Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!
Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!
by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019
Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.
I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
by Donna Su July 14, 2006
To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!
by Ease of definition November 22, 2017
Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.
"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."
"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012