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Hammer

Sports betting page, actually hit a lot , better than most ive seen. Hardworking smart group of guys
Let’s Hammer the Sox Line 🥊
by johnnybb7628 July 21, 2021
mugGet the Hammermug.

Hammer

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!
by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020
mugGet the Hammermug.

God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021
mugGet the God of Hammersmug.

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.
Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"
by Cucha February 5, 2010
mugGet the Hammer Stormmug.

blow hammer

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.
by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017
mugGet the blow hammermug.

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer
by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Meat hammermug.

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.
Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017
mugGet the hammer cockmug.

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