Machine gun texting 

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages

Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>

Machine gun texting by cdpage January 7, 2012

zip gun

a trash gun that a company made because they felt like it so then they lost there gun making permit and went out of bisness cuz there dumb shits. Also in gun games the zip gun (the zip 22) does negative five damage so you would do better if you punch the enemy

Person 1: IMMA ZIP EM SINCE THERE TRASH

the zip gun is trash since person 1 was brutally murdered by a shotgun user (not pog)

zip gun by Zip 22 User February 23, 2021

Puttin my gun in vietnam 

fuckin a chick with some serius bush issues and having trouble dealing with it

man suzy is fina and everything but i was puttin my gun in vietnam. it was terrible. she thinks its still 1969

Puttin my gun in vietnam by Isaacrocksmysocks January 14, 2008

Mexican Machine Gun 

Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?

Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?

Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.

Mexican Machine Gun by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

hot glue gun

the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!

can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!

made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!

hot glue gun by michael foolsley May 12, 2014

bbq gun

The type of aesthetically pleasing or impressive-looking firearm that you might show off at a BBQ or on other social occasions, but may be less than useful.

John got a new Glock, but it's mostly going to be a BBQ gun. He doesn't know how to use or clean it.

Uh-oh, here's Mike with his BBQ gun again. Everyone act impressed.

bbq gun by Kha January 6, 2008

machine gun smoking 

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.

hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking

machine gun smoking by egopimp August 14, 2006