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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.
"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."
by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025
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Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!
by goonerstick December 14, 2023
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Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state
He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!
by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025
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gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time
I’m gooning on ur grandma
by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024
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Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
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