I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

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mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك

"Farabi is mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting likes audit, I found that Farabi is a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

by عطيس June 1, 2022

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give someone ur sweater day

december 3rd is a day that a guy gives his friend that is a girl his sweater

girl:it's december 3rd which means its give someone ur sweater day
guy: oh dang *gives sweater*

by theoneandonlytheyfemboy December 2, 2020

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give a boy your number day

On November 16th is a give a boy your number day!

her : heres my number
him : why?
her : its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

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When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

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