Bearded Fish Wallet

A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.

I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.

by tommy's gurl August 20, 2011

Swedish Fish

A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.

Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!

Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?

by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014

spazmoidal fish

A fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming

I think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish :(

Ikr so sad :(

by Anonymous0123987 January 4, 2017

fisher

a big, strong, sexy, long haired male. usually is pirate like and eats rocks for breakfast then shits out gunpowder.

damn david beckham, you are quite the fisher.

by mike fisher May 13, 2004

fish wife

A man or woman who collects other people's gossip and spreads it around to all and sundry.

To gossip like an old fish wife

by MalonsMilk June 11, 2006

Gay Fish

One who is a homosexual aqautic creature
and likes to put fishsticks in their mouth.

Kanye West became a gay fish after not understanding young Eric Theodore Cartman's (or Carlos Mencia's???)fishsticks joke. He believed that people were trying to get him to believe that inside he was a gay fish, when infact it was simply a joke

by Kanye West the Gay Fish April 28, 2009

Triple fisting

Triple fisting is something you have to do when you are already holding something in each of your hands and someone else hands you something.

Here can you hold my beer for me? Sure. Oh can you hold mine to? you'll have to triple fist it.

"I'm triple fisting Armand"

by funtimes69 May 3, 2009