facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 27, 2017

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010

Facebook Fraud

Being logged in as another person on Facebook and commenting and updating like you're on your own account.

This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.

"Leslee doesn't even use her own facebook account, she just commits facebook fraud every day!"

by raoul_duke12 May 16, 2010

Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.

example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"

by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010

Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u

"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)

by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011

Facebook fascist

n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.

Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.

Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)

Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)

Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)

by Mpaper August 7, 2011