Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

by UnitPunch January 8, 2012

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

High-fecta

Getting high off of all three ways of smoking:
Edibles
Dab
Bud

Last night, bro, I had the high-fecta! Put me to sleep, boss (as usual).

by Gurry February 5, 2019

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019