donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

by E. D. December 29, 2005

Concrete Donkey

The Concrete Donkey is like a Donkey Punch, in that when you're engaged in anal sex, and about to ejaculate, you strike her square in the back of the head with a brick, both knocking her out and making her anal cavity tighten, making the orgasm all that more better for you.

Right when I was about to blow my load, I grabbed the brick from the bedside table and gave Karen a Concrete Donkey

by Anson95 May 13, 2007

Pissing On A Donkey

To Urinate On A Donkey, Good Times Are Generally Had!

'Dude I'm Totally Pissing On A Donkey Right About Now'

'Aw Man, My Donkey Ran Away'

by Comfort.Eagle February 06, 2010

Swamp Donkey

An unusually fat, ugly, tasteless woman who would sleep with pathetic men.

Did you see that swamp donkey with low enough standards to sleep with attention whoring fat shitty musicians who make endless youtube videos of their crappy songs.

by sweatymanwrassler January 30, 2011

Swamp Donkey

A girl that is so nasty and ugly that she looks like a donkey that just crawled out of a swamp

I gotta get to a new school. All these swamp donkeys got fattitude.

by OhThatsRich August 22, 2012

Poo Donkey

A person who lacks any discernible intelligence, and frequently acts in a manner that makes him appear foolish.

I'll beat that muthafuckin' poo donkey Randy for stealing my beeotch Andrea.

by Matt S. March 13, 2003

donkey dick

A metal piece used to hold the frame of scaffolding together, often used in construction.

Looks like we won't be able to put the siding on the 6th floor today, we're out of donkey dicks

by stubbs1952 July 06, 2006