Triple decker doozie

the action of quickly risking a dub, or social credit, by switching up on someone to taunt them in a fashionable manner.

3 times I edged you XD, how? I'm not even edging you at this point I'm preforming a triple decker doozie XD.

by MisterFister'sBlister December 12, 2022

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.

“I’m boat decking her”

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner June 4, 2023

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Upper Decker Lip Pillow

Common phrase for a nicotine pouch.

Yo bro, can I get an upper decker lip pillow.

by glitched0 August 10, 2023

Double decker

When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)

Hey bro, we both have to pee and there’s only one urinal. Let’s hit a double decker

by Maddoxault September 7, 2023