The pony dance refers to sex between small people.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
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