noobie cannon

A gun, most often in Counter Strike or a similar video game that is so good that nobody except a n00b uses it.

"Stop using the noobie cannon, you lamez0r!"

by dogfish October 16, 2006

Fetal Cannon

Slang for a vagina, often used in a derogatory manner. Can fire at up to 2000 FPS, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape.

Dude, that bitch just fired her fetal cannon right at me!

by Han and Luke January 21, 2008

Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 3, 2010

baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.

by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011

Egor Connoli

A stupid gay retard that has no friends

Did you hear about that kid Egor Connoli, he is a stupid gay retard

by Egor Connoli hater May 23, 2020

Ride the cannon

When someone is acting like they're cool and are strutting about.

"Look at that girl..I'm going to try and pull her. I'm going to have to ride the cannon."

by suiclem August 14, 2006

man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014