Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

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Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020

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Cold Can Syndrome

Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).

Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.

Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...

by Unsatisfied Drinker August 17, 2010

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Booty Cold Call

This is when you randomly call people you don't know on FB messenger like a fucking loser. This will not get you laid, this is cringey and pathetic.

DON'T DO THIS!

This guy kept trying to Booty Cold Call my girl last night like a creep.

by Vinny Pumps April 29, 2022

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