#iamthe53's definitions

Cheerio People

They are people who take children to restaurants, and feed them cereal or other food from home. They are oblivious to the huge mess they are leaving for the waiter and bus boy to clean up. It is cute, somehow.

Our meal was ruined by the cheerio people and their 17 toddlers messing, screaming and slinging cereal.

by #iamthe53 October 8, 2011

Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011