The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 06, 2022
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coffee hole

Another name for Coffee Catz in Sebastopol--where people go to sit there and drink coffee, chain smoke, and talk shit all. day. long. There's even coffee hole time, which is reeeaaaal slooowww.
Catherine: where have you been for the last 50 million hours?
Meredith: sitting on my ass at coffee hole, where else?
by Mermalium December 06, 2005
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Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.
by December 10, 2020
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Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”

No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug
by TheCiscoKidd November 04, 2020
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coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!
by singleton August 20, 2008
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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