Stripper Cheese

An actual disease caused by bad hygiene affecting the vaginal area, causing yellow strips of cheese to fall out of the vagina at random moments.

Ay man, i wouldn't tap that if i was you, i heard she got the stripper cheese!

by ninvlado June 3, 2015

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

Coke Cheese

The pieces of a cocaine addict's perforated septum that become expelled from their nose.

Dang, did you see the amount of coke cheese that came out of Jack's nose when he sneezed?

by Elleissa January 2, 2016

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Cheese baguette

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red

When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

by Al Murray July 6, 2017

Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019