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boob cake

Boob cake: the way a large set of boobs looks pressed up against the glass of a shower stall, window, ect.
"Dude, that chick in the Miata was totally baking me some boob cake"
by spoons, goddamnit! January 16, 2008
mugGet the boob cakemug.

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.
Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold !
by ReceptionistJ June 28, 2006
mugGet the the cake is coldmug.

panty cake

The layer of crust left from a yeast infection in the crocth of a dirty pair of panties.
"Man, Sheila. This yeast infection is so horrible. I've got so many panty cakes in my underwear I should open up a bakery."

"That sucks."
by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
mugGet the panty cakemug.

ass cakes

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
mugGet the ass cakesmug.

icebox cake

(n) - An incredibly pleasurable sexual act in which a woman sits and spreads her legs and vagina. A man then sits on her receptive vagina and pinches a loaf right into that bitch.
My boo wanted to take our relationship to a new level, so I dropped a fresh icebox cake into her freezer.
by Kyle Milz October 4, 2005
mugGet the icebox cakemug.

anal cake

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom
by hogy May 26, 2005
mugGet the anal cakemug.

Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to perform a publicized cake sitting.

Jennifer: Cake sitting can be fun, actually; the pleasant, warm and fuzzy feeling of the fudge on my tooshy makes me wanna sit on a cake myself.
by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010
mugGet the Cake sittingmug.

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