queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek January 1, 2016

Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place

Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit

by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022

Queef pup

Used when your talking to @samanthabrooke54 or @samanthababy28 on tiktok. Use this when your feeling frustrated or mad towards her

Ugh Samantha you are such a little QUEEF PUP !!!

by Sheep78 February 7, 2022

Arbys queef

When a woman has some extra meat curtains like an arbys roast beef sandwich and you've just got done packing her vag full of air her meat curtains flap when she queefs.

Just railed my old lady her meat curtains were flapping in the wind god damn looking like an arbys roast beef sandwich fuckin arbys queef

by We've got the meat November 9, 2021

Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors

Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better

by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022

Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025