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Blue Eyes

People with blue eyes are the most beautiful and talented and smart and sexy people in the world.
You will always want to have them as your friend, and they are the best lovers, and can do anything the best.
They are sweet and powerful and way better than anyone else.
Blue eyes are rare, and if you have them you should consider yourself lucky.
Person #1: Wow, that person has blue eyes!
Person #2: Yeah, s/he is amazingly perfect.
by The blue eyed blonde October 20, 2012
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blue football

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.
Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.
by Jerry Kurl November 15, 2006
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blue side

The feeling of longing for someone whom you can’t seem to have
Ren: Omg I think I love him but like...
Holly: blue side?

Ren: yep, blue side
by catastrophe March 6, 2018
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blue balls

When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint
Oh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*
by Marc December 18, 2003
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Blue Waffles

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010
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Blue Ball

1. A ball (usually used in the children's game of Kickball) that is blue.
2. A small town in Pennsylvania.
3. A hypothermic male's testicle.
4. The unpleasent feeling in a male's testicular region that results from euphoric sexual arousal that was cut tragically short before the male reaches an orgasm. The pain that results is dull and can last for up to 24 hours, and is comparable to getting ball-tapped for an entire day.
1. Billy and Jane went to play Kickball in the field with their new blue ball.
2. Amos and Jebediah live on a farm in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
3. The only thing the man who was buried in an avalanche could think of was his blue ball.
4. That silly, foolish girl didn't know that if she's selfish and doesn't give me an orgasm, I'll get a case of Blue Ball.
by Bert Murray July 16, 2008
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Blue Whaled

A term used to describe when someone has screwed you over, out-smarted you or just basically made an idiot out of you. It was first heard being discussed by students at Canterbury Christ Church University: Thanet Campus. It was first coined after a certain teacher constantly gave suprise assingments, poor marking, and generally aimed to catch us out at every turn.
An example would be coming into University to find a deadline had been pushed back a week on the same day that we were given a new assingment. "Oh man, he's totally Blue Whaled us now"
by ChrisToffer101 June 7, 2009
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