Blue Balls 

The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.

1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.

Blue Balls by Evil timmy September 21, 2005

Blue Nigger 

A racial slur used to define a Amish person who lacks basic judgment skills needed to function outside of amish society.

"the other day I was hinking and saw three blue niggers trespassing on my property"

Blue Nigger by budajizz December 15, 2008

Blue-Balled

having been shot down before fulfillment

"Graduation Blue-Balled"

When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.

"Lunch Blue-Balled"

When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.

Blue-Balled by all my names were used December 17, 2008

Blue Waffle It 

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Waffle It by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

blue mouth 

adj. Describing the mouth of a man or woman that has cured a man of blue balls.

Jeff got blue mouth after helping Erik with his "problem."

blue mouth by Shpoiken April 29, 2005

Blue Ladies 

Possibly the best type of tab out there. it is blue, with an imprintation of a naked lady on the top. Blue ladies really fuck you up. only take one or you might OD

others include:
orange mario mushrooms
orange buddahs
purple crowns
pink doves
green guns
white playboys
dirty bunnies

etc, etc

Girl: Man i'm gettin some blue ladies tonight!

Guy: rreeaaallllyyy ;)

Blue Ladies by stewwy stuaart February 22, 2009

blue motherfucker 

A delicious beverage concocted from
3 oz Citron vodka
3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 oz sweet and sour mix

Perfect for drinking once you have lost your job.

Boss: Hey, the company is closing down. You: Blue Motherfuckers for everyone!!!!

blue motherfucker by BaddassMuthafuka October 28, 2008