perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.

"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"

by Bezzle December 18, 2014

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Pearl Bitter

She is best friends with Regina the drug pusher, she likes to slide into them DM's and still your man. Also she can be super slutty at times it is however blinded by her whoreish beauty. She also probably has a secret nude business. However she is terribly obsessed with minions especially minions named Bob.

"I saw that girl making out with a guy in Bob costume, oh she mussed be a pearl bitter."

by isthisthereallifeeee April 2, 2016

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017

Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with

At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!

by Varrdg November 17, 2017