Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.

Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!

by bi-polar bear January 18, 2009

joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013

Token Beer

In Australian culture, the concept of the token beer, is the consumption of an alcoholic beverage usually a beer in the afternoon before the utilisation of the drug MDMA. The Token Beer is merely a facade for the consumer before they launch right into the session.

Jase: hey mate we getting on the gear tonight?
Sam: Yeah mate what are we doing before?
Jase: Come to mine around 3 for a few token beers then we will get on the Jono Thurstons later in the Uber to revs!

by Al Geoffies May 13, 2018

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

fuck beers

Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.

"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."

by Debbie Downerz October 13, 2011

Beer Deff

When men have taken a good slathering of beer and start shouting at eachother while turning up the TV even louder. Common amongst football fans.

Heeeeyyyyyy! Who stole the damn chips?!!!
What yardline are then on now?!!! Heeeeeyyyyy!!! Kenn!!! Grab me another beer willl ya?!!!!

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009