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Bean Time by Professor PP May 6, 2020

bean guy 

A super religious person.

Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.

Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?
"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."
bean guy by hoz1 November 12, 2021

angel bean 

Phil Lester
Everyone's favorite angel bean.
angel bean by six of crows September 15, 2016

Dirty Bean Water

Another word for coffee, made popular by Jacksepticeye.
"Now your dirty bean water is warm and ready!"

angel bean 

A person who is completely innocent and cares for anybody
Phil Lester is such an angel bean, he would never hurt a fly
angel bean by Tinydino May 12, 2016

Bean Bag Tag 

A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).
Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."

Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"

Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"

Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
Bean Bag Tag by gay guy one February 23, 2009