Shardie Barbie

another term for a “dope whore” or “sack chaser”. Shardie Barbie is a (usually young) girl who will flirt and or fuck anyone who has drugs(especially shards) in hopes to get high.

“She’s only with him because he’s got dope, what a Shardie Barbie”

by Lil piece 😜 May 31, 2020

Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.

I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Zol Barbie

𝑍𝑂𝐿 zɒl (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛)
1. 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒.

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐵𝐼𝐸 ˈbɑr bi (𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛)
2. 𝐴𝑛 𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙, ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒.

"She doesn't drink alcohol, she's a real Zol Barbie."

by Zol Barbie August 31, 2020

Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.

Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”

by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020

the barbeircay

You tuber with to confusing of a name

The barbeircay is a dumb YouTube name I spent 30 minutes trying to make this post

by Big gay man 96 October 17, 2020

Schard barbie

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE

Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.

by REDNNIK December 11, 2020

Ukrainian barbecue

Hitting the crystal pistol
Having some shardonnay
Blowing ice clouds

The chef was really keen to fire up the Ukrainian barbecue

by Bbqpitmaster February 13, 2021