A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.
After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.
by darKARooo April 18, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Tommy Handsome October 1, 2007
Get the boogers in a bagmug. A gear bar or duffel frequently carried by police. The contents of the bag can include extra ammo, snack food, a sweater, or any other equipment that supplements the cops issued gear, makes his work more comfortable, or prepares him for that unknown encounter that most cops fear. Probably from the spanish word "trique" which loosely translates to stuff.
1. The smiling border patrolman reached into his tricky bag and tossed the starving wetbacks a MRE.
2. "Rookie, your first job each day is to pick out a good vehicle with a working A/C and good times radio and park it near the building so I don't have to carry my tricky bag very far."
3. I am ready for an ambush because my tricky bag contains 200 rounds of ammo and a hand grenade my brother-in-law smuggled off post.
2. "Rookie, your first job each day is to pick out a good vehicle with a working A/C and good times radio and park it near the building so I don't have to carry my tricky bag very far."
3. I am ready for an ambush because my tricky bag contains 200 rounds of ammo and a hand grenade my brother-in-law smuggled off post.
by The Pirate of Pissants November 21, 2005
Get the Tricky bagmug. by Fry_Bag420 November 7, 2007
Get the fry bagmug. Males, between the ages of 18-29, with faux-hawks, fake tans, aviator glasses, Ed Hardy shirts, TapOut/UFC/MMA shirts, as well as popped collars on their polo shirts and in the summer they break out the visors, often upside down and when indoors the sun glasses are worn on the back of their heads. Often hair has frosted tips.
They often go to the gym in pairs and often "play wrestle" in groups. Often leading to calling each other "fags" for touching each others dicks, but all the while using it for spank bank material for later.
They are often very unintelligent and uneducated. Their main topics of conversation are the gym, their car, their phone and pussy (even though most are closet homos)
Ladies seem to be attracted or fuck these guys because as we all know most women are stupid, desperate and are gold diggers. They fall for any and every line and end up a career cock sock to most of these douche bags.
Normal males mock and fight these douche bags. Often the douche bags will sucker punch someone and not fight like men because the only fighting they know is play wrestling and if you can't "accidentally" touch another guys cock, they are not interested.
Favorite drinks Jager Bombs and Lite Beer.
They often go to the gym in pairs and often "play wrestle" in groups. Often leading to calling each other "fags" for touching each others dicks, but all the while using it for spank bank material for later.
They are often very unintelligent and uneducated. Their main topics of conversation are the gym, their car, their phone and pussy (even though most are closet homos)
Ladies seem to be attracted or fuck these guys because as we all know most women are stupid, desperate and are gold diggers. They fall for any and every line and end up a career cock sock to most of these douche bags.
Normal males mock and fight these douche bags. Often the douche bags will sucker punch someone and not fight like men because the only fighting they know is play wrestling and if you can't "accidentally" touch another guys cock, they are not interested.
Favorite drinks Jager Bombs and Lite Beer.
Me: Dude, I saw so many douche bags at the bar last night.
Buddy: One tried to hit on my girl, but stopped when he saw his "bro's" and they started wrestling, it was pretty gay.
Me: Troof!
Buddy: One tried to hit on my girl, but stopped when he saw his "bro's" and they started wrestling, it was pretty gay.
Me: Troof!
by Buster Heighman July 23, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"
You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009
Get the speed baggingmug. A container into which CIA, FBI, NSA personnel and others place sensitive or classified working materials, shredded or not, to be destroyed on a regular schedule--daily or more often.
"As soon as you've finished reading that transcript of the President's private comments to the Prime Minister, be certain it goes into the burn bag."
by The Mekon May 27, 2006
Get the burn bagmug.