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Ross the joke

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?
by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018
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You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session
John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes
by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023
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Joke

Something that makes someone laugh.
Guy 1: Hey! What type of cheese is all around a castle?
Guy 2: Dunno
Guy 1: Moatzzerella because a moat is around a castle a mozzarella and mix them you get well moatzzerella
That is what a joke is!
by Mowiam January 11, 2023
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Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀
That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.
by Madame Frog April 3, 2023
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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Is this a joke guy

A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.
Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.
by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019
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