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Alpha

some dumbass that likes to call people buddy,pal,sport,champ.
Alpha- 'Thanks Bud'
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Alpha

Nathan is an alpha
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Alpha

1. The first letter of the Greek alphabet. See Α, α, ἄλφα, and alfa.

2. In game development, used to denote a stage of the game development when key gameplay mechanics are implemented. Comes after Pre-alpha and before Beta.
3. In a social hierarchy, used to denote a person who has a high social position, an example is an alpha male.
Usage 1: Alpha is a letter of the Greek alphabet.
Usage 2: The game is currently in the alpha stage
Usage 3: He is an alpha male.
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Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
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Alphabet

Once you get to know it, it will never leave you alone. EVER.
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alphabettispagetti

a person who has no swag but is very intelligent and depressed
"Did you see alphabettispagetti argue with Kevin again she insists she's a man"
by alphabettispagetti July 8, 2020
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alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
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