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Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022
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Humping the bed

While usually a form of self-pleasure, you can also get a girl to ride you from behind and hump you into the bed until you climax.

My friend with benefits, a female cop, had me lie down naked, face first on her bed. She looked great in her sports bra and spandex yoga pants.

She climbed on top of my hamstrings and grabbed both of my wrists, placing them behind my back. I was so turned on at this point, my throbbing erecting was as hard as a rock and rubbing up against her silky bedsheets.

“Sorry handsome, I’m going to have to place you under arrest.” she said mockingly, handcuffing my wrists behind my back. With her weight on top of my legs, I was completely immobilized.
She placed one hand on the back of my neck, and the other on top of the cuffs keeping my wrists in place. I tried turning my head to get a good look at her, but she held my neck in place, preventing me from doing so.

“Nuh uh uh.” she said.

She proceeded to thrust her hips into my backside, causing my throbbing cock to slide along her soft, smooth bedsheets. I gasped.

“Feels good, huh?” she said, laughing.

She continued thrusting into me, holding my wrists and neck with each hand the whole time. I started moaning at how good my cock felt from rubbing her silky bedsheets, on top of the arousal of her straddling me from behind and controlling me like this.

I couldn’t take it anymore. My cock erupted like a volcano, and I felt giant waves of cum spurting out from underneath me. My entire body was quivering and twitching. She was laughing the whole time I was climaxing, getting off on it nearly as much as I was. She didn’t stop thrusting into me from behind until i finally stopped cumming about a full minute later.

After the climax subsided, I was panting for breath and too drained to move, even if I wasn’t immobilized by her cuffs and weight. She had done an amazing job of humping the bed with me.

I felt her lean forward to whisper in my ear from behind. “Wait right here… I’m going to get a riding crop, and then I’ll be back for you.”
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”
by meowverseer May 7, 2022
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Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.
I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.
by Sussy boi April 7, 2025
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Ciggarettes in bed

The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...

Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..

This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...

Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.
by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017
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bed sleep

A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.
I'm so tired from studying all night.
You want to crash on my futon?
Not thanks, I need bed sleep.
by Smolmarph February 24, 2011
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