Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

by stasis___ January 27, 2007

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

Hammer sister

Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.

Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh

Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个

by hammer sister September 8, 2021

Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer

Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013

green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.

I pissed a green hammer!

by notjoe July 29, 2008