used wipe

When your done having sex with a condom and its all wet

Were all done with the used wipe. Let's do the real thing honey!

by REDNALLAW June 11, 2018

Used

An object that is no longer new, but worn or handed-down.

Laurens' mother is used. She was really worn after her nigh out with the gang.

by L V July 11, 2018

usefulnessity

Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.

This planet is a usefulnessity. I would die without it - or float around in space until I died.

by psykobear August 1, 2018

user-friendly

The verbally-portrayed status/nature of a smooth-talking snitch who pretends to be tolerant/supportive of anyone who "uses" (i.e., consumes illegal drugs), but actually rats you out to da fuzz/Feds behind yer back.

If a computer or other complicated device is marked as "user-friendly", dat's all well and good, I guess --- it's when a PERSON claims to be this way dat ya should get antsy and suspicious.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

User

What a nerd calls himself after watching Tron: Legacy

I a user not a program

by 1:38 September 5, 2018

Usemetry

Reaching the utmost.

going for the top.

i'm going to usemetry!

Usemetry's music is dope!

by TheGuyWhoMakes December 7, 2018

uselessness

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.

mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible

by bonelessburger March 6, 2019