Under investigation

American media's favorite word

Some spit on bathroom floor of the factory where I work. My manager said spitgate was not under investigation.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2025

Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

Under the seat

A plumber who gives blumpkins

Tyler came over and gave me the under the seat treatment

by Fuckmarkcarney July 8, 2025

Uddergo

A corruption of the phrase "a while ago".

"When'd you go to the store?" "Oh, uddergo."

by Lowfridge July 29, 2025

Under-valley

The female version of the under-alley. (The space between the asshole and the genitals).

"These pants are so tight. You can even see my under-valley."

by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025

Under the Weather

Under the weather is another way of saying that one is sick or feeling unwell.

I am feeling a little under the weather today. Is it okay if we reschedule it to another day?

by Under the Weather September 8, 2025

under uterus

a type of intelligence mostly derived from snarky remarks and sarcasm.

Dude, I want your under uterus.

by GoodGirlGolden September 9, 2025