Evan

1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.

Man he looks like a real Evan.

by The dog of truth May 30, 2018

Evan

A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.

Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!

by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024

evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evan

A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.

You are such a dick is your name Evan???

by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019

Evan

Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is

Evans a nigga

by anonymous May 10, 2024

evan

Simply mispelled "even"

Oh, I didn't evan noticed it at fist

by artzm May 9, 2021

Evan

Evan is A good friend Evan is also a nice person Evan makes a lot of friends I know when Evan sees someone feeling down he makes them better ..... I think it makes sense.

~rickyisdabest

When Yiu see Evan when you see happiness.

by Rickyisdabest December 15, 2018