Bottom Text

A tone signifier used at the end of a sentence, Indicating the speaker believes the things said before the phrase "Bottom Text" Should be common knowledge or is something that is very easily discovered and/or Learned. Similar to "Duh".

A: I thought it was fine. Why does everyone think that I meant that hateful shit?! Twitter is fucking insane!

B: Because we live in a Post-Trump Society, Bottom text. What do you expect?

by Yes Homo June 2, 2021

text box

what you just typed in... it is between Look up and search on this page

I typed my word, defintion, and example in textboxes

by NIK January 19, 2004

Text-TD

Engaging in text conversations with women that have been around the block.

I don't want to text back that girl because I heard she's been around.........I might catch a Text-TD.

by jJamboree November 11, 2009

Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.

I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.

by Musculoso March 1, 2010

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Textbook Warrior

*Someone who claims knowledge in combat operations and/or combat tactics but has never been in a combat situation.

*Someone who only gets their tactical knowledge from a reference and not from actual experience.

*Also known as a REMF or POG

That guy teaching weapons qual is a real Textbook Warrior, he's never even been in the Military!

by AirborneRiot April 15, 2008

text-drive

The act of text dating to the point where you fall in deep love and end up driving to where the lover is living at so you can date them in real life and or eventualy have sex.
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.

similer to text relationship sexting text-drive

(man)you are going to california just to see her?

(guy)yea so what.

(man)thats five states away!

(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(

by $~MAD~$~DOG~$ July 13, 2010