Phonetic Temperature Theory

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.

Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.

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mandelaverse theory

the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured

"hey bro, have you heard of the mandelaverse theory?"
"yeah! i genuinely think it's real!"

by ramaaaaaar July 24, 2022

The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.

I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.

by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024

red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

Conspiracy Theory

A theory about a conspiracy.

Person who pursues a Conspiracy theory: The Earth is flat, MSM bad, NASA's a lie, wake up sheeple!

by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021

sleeve theory

kind of like the Hoodie theory except instead of hooides this is the theory that lads automatically look cuter when they have a sleeve over there mouth or are chewing a cup

paul grahams hott

Paul Graham chewing a cup is HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by caroline March 30, 2004

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022