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by RepWin August 20, 2023
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Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm
Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,
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You: the end of the school year has come😋
Friends: I’m so exited
You: (being extra nice)
Friends: why are you being so kind?
You: sorry I can’t tell you look at urban dictionary to find out.
Friends: I’m so exited
You: (being extra nice)
Friends: why are you being so kind?
You: sorry I can’t tell you look at urban dictionary to find out.
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Get the The end of the school year mug.A way of metaphorically terminating someone, verbally; And/Or to bash someone verbally practically "Ending" Them/ FINAL MEANING: to terminate someones career by exposing them.
Girl: Did you hear that girl lost 100k followers on tiktok because she was problematic and called out by that other tiktoker?
Girl 2: Yes girl! She totally ended her.
Girl 2: Yes girl! She totally ended her.
by whatwouldgaypeoplesay January 7, 2023
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