may 20

pussy licking day!

"what day is it today?"
"may 20 why?"
"Ca i lick ur pussy?"

by zsxdecfr4gv5bh6nj7 December 13, 2022

January 20

The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on

Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means

Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on

by Mikayla_has_hoes January 20, 2021

December 20

National Daniel appreciation day

“Hey what is December 20th again?”
“It’s national Daniel appreciation day!”

by Kookiemonsterkid December 17, 2021

November 20

November 20 is the day you tell your crush you like them

Boy: how you doing you into fitness

Crush: yea why?

Boy: you trying to fitness dick in your ass

Crush: I’m seven

November 20

by Billy fudge January 17, 2021

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

2020 was 20/20

So many events in 2020 opened people's eyes to what is really happening in our country

After last year Imy mind and eyes were opened wideand I realize 2020 was 20/20

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

October 20

National believe in bigfoot day

Person 1: bigfoot is real

Person2:what?
Person1:it's October 20

by anonymous March 2, 2022