December 2

December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day

Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*

by Iamnoturdawae December 1, 2019

December 2

National skip school day

Cali:did you hear about December 2
Me:no
Cali:It’s national skip day
Me:NO WAY!!!
Cali:YES
Me: I’m telling cam

Cali:I’m telling Arissa

Me:cam did you hear about December 2
Cam:no
Me:ITS NATIONAL SKIP SCHOOL DAY

Cam:COOL
Me:are you skipping

Cam:YES
Me:SAME
Cali:Arissa did you hear about December 2
Arissa:no

Cali:It’s national skip school day are you going to skip

Arissa:No
Cali:why not
Arissa:dont want to

Cali:cam Bobby Arissa isn’t skipping

Cali, cam, and Bobby:ARISSA YO LAME

by Pokeymerch.com December 2, 2019

december 2

national block kosta uzelac on snapchat day! block kosta for a full 24 hours! you can do it solders.

"Omg! It's national block Kosta day!" "It's december 2!"

by Shithead420666 December 2, 2019

Max 2

Vibrator Sex Toy

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.

by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020

The rats: 2

New movie its me eddie murphy i want to put a bullet into my fucking skull how the fuck do i graduate with a college education when i only get like95% of it fuck you Covid guy suck on my 8 incher you fucking asshole

Its me, Eddie Burback. Have you Seen my new album "The rats: 2"

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020

2 Facedbooker

Someone who hides certain information or posts from certain friend's on their profile in order to be covert or deceptive.

A 2 Facedbooker is an individual living a double life, they show one face to some and another to others. Someone who lacks integrity and is fake.

by somersault : ) October 21, 2013

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011