emo-tard 

A new slang word meaning "Emotional Retard" founded July, 11th 2010 in order to help put a comical spin on the tragic life of Alea and friends.

Stop being such an emo-tard Andrew!!

emo-tard by Big Baybee July 11, 2010

v-tard 

General officer (usually USAFNG) that doesn't follow the advice of his trusted staff officers, violates ethics laws, and subsequently gets himself fired.

Did you see what that V-tard did today?

v-tard by just another staff officer June 24, 2011

CL-tard 

A person who posts their item for sale on Craigslist that thinks their item is more valuable than anyone else’s item due to some irrelevant reason such as; low mileage, added accoutrements, customization, personal attachment, or general lack of understanding of current market value.

Dude, check out what this CL-tard wants for his motorcycle. It's WAY over-priced.

CL-tard by cycledick September 14, 2012

e tard 

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

e tard by lil miss May 19, 2006

bi-tard 

A "straight" person who is Bi-curious, but who is afraid, and/or has no clue how to go about having a same sex experience. (Also bi-tarded) Usually this person has an unusual amount of gay, and lesbian friends and is often the only "straight" person in a group.

My friend Tiffany is so beautiful. I think about kissing her all the time. But I've never kissed a girl before and I'm nervous. I'm afraid to do anything about these feelings so I don't do anything. I am such a bi-tard.

bi-tard by _Nic_ January 6, 2008

techno tard 

someone who afraid/ignorant of electrical devices
e.g. phones, power tools ect.

haha that moron just stuck a fork in the wall socket what a techno tard

techno tard by r_u retarded April 16, 2009

Free-Tard 

What one is called after failing miserably at free running

Ha he just tried to do a double back flip off a park bench and failed. What a Free-Tard.

Free-Tard by BigNasty69 December 10, 2012