Tom bailey

A dick head who eats butter and lives on facebokk talking about mr haslem looking like travis scott

See that tom bailey

Ye
Hes a nob him yeno

by Penisbumhole November 27, 2021

Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.

Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

Tom mckenna

a fucking retard

#1: look it's Tom mckenna
#2: aw he's such a retard

by chloe.l101 October 16, 2019

Tom palmer

Normally a dopey little rat who can’t handle his drugs however when you get to know him he’s funny even though he has a gay laugh

Tom Palmer greened on a .5

by Mason cumming November 5, 2019

The Tom Effect

When a 'Tom" joins a game, and naturally just goes huge without any practicable input into said game.

Pronounced 'The/Tɒm/ɪˈfekt/'

"Ah.. Of Couse.. The Tom Effect"

by BlankyMcBlankBlank November 11, 2020

tom and emily

been snapchatting so long that they may as well have started in the womb. LOTS OF POTENTIAL to be SOMETHING. But, they do be in different states of big ole Straya . Snap streak so high Einstein had a seizure. lmao. They be real cute when they want too.

person 1 : Emily's phone is going off.
Person 2 : definitely tom
Person 3 : tom and Emily at it again.

by we stan October 30, 2020

Tom Cuck

Tom Cuck, pretending to be on ones side politically and then undermining that side with fallacious arguments designed to undermine the side you purport to support.

I was going to acknowledge that Pennsylvania didn't run a lawful election, I pretty much did, then I said I had better just go along with it like a Tom Cuck.

by Chardmaster January 3, 2021