step-dad

A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.

I hope my mother divorces my step-dad someday

by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022

step-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Stepgrandparent's first-cousin.
2- Grandparent's step-first-cousin.
3- Step-first-cousin's granchild.
4- First-cousin's stepgrandchild.
5- Step-1C2R.

My step-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Clown step

A magical restorative potion made from Goldschläger and Monster energy drink, mixed in whatever measure you have available. Side effects include temporary blindness, incompetence and astral projection.

"Ee yah lad, get this clown step down yerr neck, and get back out there!"

by Bobby Spoons August 11, 2017

stepped in english

A saying from the time of the English / French wars, when English prisoners of war escaped from the prison camp without say hello.
The English use this saying like this: He stepped in French.

"He stepped in english from the boring party."

by anonymous January 27, 2022

step-co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's wife.

step-co-grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Crep stepping

The act of gently stepping on someone's shew multiple times to enrage them.

I was crep stepping this guy until he tried to punch me

by Ratman Cuntmit April 20, 2018

Step Harder

To try harder or To do better at something

You're playing soft step harder!
Friend 1 tells me to step harder in football
Me: Scores a touchdown

by Invxsibility May 12, 2022