SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

spongebob squarepants

the show you watch to pull you out of a deep depression and have you pissing laughing

fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella

by frielock May 4, 2024

Sping Poofing

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.

Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.

by badgirlhalo May 6, 2024

Spoinkled

Majorly shocked or surprised, usually as being given outrageously false information by a friend or family member.

Man, Jessica totally spoinkled me yesterday. She told me Joe Biden had made a suicide pact with Donald Trump!

by NickelHeart May 13, 2024

Spoinkylonkie

A type a dance where its kinda like the griddy but busting it down sexual style

What dance is he doing?

Bro he hitting that shit!,the spoinkylonkie ahh dance

by Somewhathum@n June 8, 2024

Spoinkyloinky

When a person dance like when you hunched over and letting there there neck hang and move it in and out like a giraffe,let your body go loose,and start start hitting the griddy but let ur am go loose. Making them swing over eachother

Kinda like that one white dancing in traditional African dances

Its similar

Bro#1:what dance is he doing

Bro#2:bro! Hes hitting the Spoinkyloinky! Yehhhh!!

by Somewhathum@n June 8, 2024

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024