Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 18, 2021
Get the Colorado Snapping Turtlemug. A scumbag who collects SNAP benefits and take food from the mouth of children while they’re actually a Millionaire hiding their assets in a Family Trust. Also a Rabid Trump Supporter.
by No Mercy July 7, 2025
Get the SNAP Scammermug. A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
Get the wet snapmug. 
The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools
by Baconplums October 5, 2022
Get the Snap-onmug. Consuming so much alcohol and/or marijuana at one time, as to become unable to speak full sentences, use common hand gestures, or even stand.
Person 1: Look at that guy in the corner over there!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!
by Khloe123 November 23, 2011
Get the Hamel-Snappedmug. Any number of gangsters or punk kids, who would rather kill you than have anything to do to you. Often recognizable by their vintage snapbacks.
"Dude, let's cross the street here. There's a sick movie I want you to see."
"Hold up, man. There's a bunch of snaps over there. Let's go to the theater around the corner instead."
"Hold up, man. There's a bunch of snaps over there. Let's go to the theater around the corner instead."
by Whalekid June 4, 2015
Get the Snapsmug.