sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).

My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.

by matt68000 June 22, 2004

repetitive sleep injury

When you sleep in one awkward position so often you hurt yourself. Like a repetitive stress injury, but done in your sleep.

Jack- Man, my shoulder is killing me!
Amanda- Ouch, did you hurt it playing baseball?
Jack- No, I think it's a repetitive sleep injury.
Amanda- Stop sleeping on your side then!

by Aleighbee August 16, 2010

Dirty Sleeping Bag

When you shit in your tube sock and fuck it!

When my little buddy Trey isn't down to play I enjoy a dirty sleeping bag!

by Lillian 1 February 04, 2018

Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.

Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.

by Stray thoughts October 06, 2013

Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness

Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics

by Sleep horn master July 29, 2016

Sleeping slip and slide

When a girl mounts a sleeping dude's face and rubs between her pussy and butthole.

James: Man, Nancy must have been over last night and did the sleeping slip and slide because my face looked like a chocolate glazed donut when I woke up this morning

by Love to lick nancy December 08, 2018

Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023