salty load 

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

salty load by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016

salty giblets 

The part of you that gets angry or upset over anything video game related.

"Do you think he's angry we team killed him?"

"Yea man. That hit him right in the salty giblets"

salty giblets by Sabooboo July 23, 2016

salty squad "leader" 

Salty Squad "Leader" : Adjective: the leader of a squad, who refuses to recognize how important each member is. Typically believes that his actions alone can guarantee a vicotry or win in the underlying event. Will give props to another member of the squad when they do well, however, he believes it was a direct result of him being there.

Hand tat Matt is such a salty squad "Leader".

salty squad "leader" by Droppingtruth26 June 30, 2016

salty jam 

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light

darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.

salty jam by harbodon June 22, 2016

salty pimp 

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with

salty pimp by qwerty kid June 15, 2016

Salty Blumpkin 

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

Salty Blumpkin by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

Salty Celery 

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

Salty Celery by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016