team stone

A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.

Team Stone Team Stone

by blumpkinlover12 February 5, 2014

Bogey Stone

A hard bogey that hurts to pick. Scratching your nose and making you bleed.

"Oi!! Stop picking your nose Chris!"

"Sorry Leah I had a bogey stone that just needed to come out....my god it hurts...."

by lardy91 February 4, 2015

the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.

Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015

Rolling Stoned

It’s also an upchurch song

•Charlie Daniels said you shouldn't go smoke that dope
But hell, I can't help, I love rolling stoned
Yeah, I love rolling stoned - Upchurch
• Bro, we are so rolling stoned tonight

by Smokey.42015 March 11, 2019

Harry stone

A wonderful indervidual who loves to help people in need.

Harry stone was a great help

by Duplicate124 October 27, 2019

Cum stone

A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)

“Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket”
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

by Bucketduck August 28, 2017