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Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.
I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...
by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021
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Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
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Homie Shake

A shake between two homies as a promise and cannot be broken
Homie 1: I promise I’ll pay you back this week
Homie 2: Alright Homie Shake on it
by coldoneswiththeboya May 13, 2020
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McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.
Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"
by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023
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Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.
by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024
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Real Shake Chilly

Used to describe a bold, funny person with an incredible personality. Usually with the real slim shady playing in the background.
by sneaky_pig41 June 2, 2023
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