tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024

The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.

Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”

by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

Justin Romaine

A female who follows the Jewish religion and supports black rights.

I lave Justin Romaine

by Nigglie jigglie June 9, 2025

Dirty Rollin

A Dirty Rollin is when a male sticks his finger in a woman’s nose, and his cock in her mouth and uses said finger to jerk off in her mouth.

When my boyfriend pulled A Dirty Rollin on me, I was impressed by how stretchy the inside of my nose is

by Horsecock39 June 12, 2025

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

Your Rolling, The Smoke, In Your, Room, Getting High, Like The High Priestess Tarot Card

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025