retard powers

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.

"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."

by 100%Retard January 30, 2016

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

Retarded Terrorist

Retarded Terrorist

When your brain damaged cat attacks everything and anything.

My cat is acting like a retarded terrorist

by Tippygibby September 5, 2019

retard stan

stan is a retard

retard stan is a retard bitch

by skkrrrttt February 7, 2020

Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.

Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."

by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012

Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011

Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"

>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"

by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023